Breaking Momish

Breaking into motherhood, one day at a time

I promise to be honest in my posts....except in some pictures, I really don't want to completely traumatize anyone, and must scooch some mess out of the viewing angle. Don't worry there will still be plenty to make you feel great about your own home.

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False Hopes of False Labor…and Desperation

Sep 20, 2017 | No Comments

So you think this baby is ready to be born and will come anytime. In fact you are confident that this child will come out because all the signs are there…umm, sure, ok, whatever, I get it. Good luck! Every stranger on the street (the street 😂😂 you aren’t on the street, you are at […]

The Toddler Sense.

Sep 11, 2017 | 1 Comment

It is a gift given to all toddlers, though it presents itself uniquely in each. There is no rhyme or reason to it.   We know it is there because they instinctively know when one of the baby proofing locks has been left undone. Beware the #twinados. There is no storm warning for when they will strike. […]

Too Tired to Think of a Title

Aug 28, 2017 | 1 Comment

This 3rd trimester is kicking my trash. I am tired and cranky and have a list of things to do, some of which I would love to actually do, but the energy level and the ability to actually maneuver through the task is not what you would call graceful. I also learned something this last […]


imag7917Welcome to Breaking Momish. I am not sure if this means I am breaking out of the mold of the mainstream mothers, or being broken, not in a bad way, by my little army. (I know I created them, but they came with special powers that know when I am trying to get something done unimpeded, and that is when they strike) Perhaps it means that I am breaking in to motherhood…I like that, let’s go with that.

We here at Breaking Momish are breaking into motherhood in all it’s poop filled glory!!!!!!!

one day at a time


(and we are keeping bleach companies in business)

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