Breaking Momish

Breaking into motherhood, one day at a time

I promise to be honest in my posts....except in some pictures, I really don't want to completely traumatize anyone, and must scooch some mess out of the viewing angle. Don't worry there will still be plenty to make you feel great about your own home.

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Birth Story (of sorts)

Nov 14, 2017 | No Comments

Twas the night before baby when all through the house The only creature stirring was the momma on the couch She sat there and counted the minutes between, Contractions had started spaced at 20 And then to 15 The pains were not great but definitely real It wasn’t those pesky B.H. we revile They hurt […]

Open Letter to the Old Wives and Their Nasty Tales

Oct 15, 2017 | No Comments

It happens to every woman who reaches the end of a pregnancy. It is the desire to get the baby out, by any means (old wives tales usually) necessary. We do it every time. There is no exception, even when we know better. (Picture my head hanging in shame) I have had 6 children. I […]

False Hopes of False Labor…and Desperation

Sep 20, 2017 | No Comments

So you think this baby is ready to be born and will come anytime. In fact you are confident that this child will come out because all the signs are there…umm, sure, ok, whatever, I get it. Good luck! Every stranger on the street (the street ?? you aren’t on the street, you are at […]

Welcome


imag7917Welcome to Breaking Momish. I am not sure if this means I am breaking out of the mold of the mainstream mothers, or being broken, not in a bad way,┬áby my little army. (I know I created them, but they came with special powers that know when I am trying to get something done unimpeded, and that is when they strike) Perhaps it means that I am breaking in to motherhood…I like that, let’s go with that.

We here at Breaking Momish are breaking into motherhood in all it’s poop filled glory!!!!!!!

one day at a time

Huzzah!

(and we are keeping bleach companies in business)

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