Breaking Momish

Breaking into motherhood, one day at a time

I promise to be honest in my posts....except in some pictures, I really don't want to completely traumatize anyone, and must scooch some mess out of the viewing angle. Don't worry there will still be plenty to make you feel great about your own home.

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All in a Day

Jan 16, 2018 | 2 Comments

  Yesterday (and by yesterday I mean, last week because let’s face it, finding time to write between all of this takes a really, REALLY long time. I could go on but, literally one of them is trying to touch a sleeping baby! AND too late, now an awake baby!!!) they were on a rampage. […]

How to Fold a Towel in 500 Easy Steps

Dec 20, 2017 | 2 Comments

How to fold a towel in 500 easy steps:                                                                                              […]

Birth Story with a little TMI

Nov 27, 2017 | 2 Comments

Valkyrie was born on October 17 at 6:03 pm. I was induced at 9:15 a.m. already dilated to a 4. You would think this would speed things up a lot and for most women it would. I was not fully effaced and my baby was facing up instead of down and was not, shall we […]


imag7917Welcome to Breaking Momish. I am not sure if this means I am breaking out of the mold of the mainstream mothers, or being broken, not in a bad way, by my little army. (I know I created them, but they came with special powers that know when I am trying to get something done unimpeded, and that is when they strike) Perhaps it means that I am breaking in to motherhood…I like that, let’s go with that.

We here at Breaking Momish are breaking into motherhood in all it’s poop filled glory!!!!!!!

one day at a time


(and we are keeping bleach companies in business)

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